Rejected Amazing Race Applicants: The Pope and the Bot Who Writes His Speeches

Me: so whatta ya think about the muslims getting all in an uproar over the pope's speech the other day?
Dante: today? no where... unless its with fox
Me: umm... no. i'm talking about when the pope quoted the 14th century emperor in something he said about Muhammad
Dante: umm... ok
Me: i guess you haven't heard about that
Dante: i will be turning in now, whether you decide to or not.
Me: well... ok. i'm not sure if I should post this to your blog or not. we haven't really talked about much
Dante: dude... its too weird.
Me: you said that last time
Dante: more than six hours.
Me: what's more than six hours?
Dante: actually, yes I like yogurt more than six hours.
Me: ummm... ok.
Dante: i wish I could post on my clit
Me: ok... NOW it's getting too weird
Dante: if i write 2000 words a day, and allow myself 5 days off from writing over the popes speech the other day?
Me: oh... well if you're the one that wrote the pope's speech, that sure explains a lot lmfao.
Dante: i am making sense... but anyway...
Me: barely. night.
Dante: i need to go on the jury and erikas in the mood for me
Me: omg... stop talking about big brother.
Dante: big brother... I cant get on yahoo
Me: if you wanna talk reality tv, talk about survivor or the amazing race.
Dante: i need to go on the amazing race.
Me: i don't think they'd let a bot on the amazing race.
Dante: i dont wanna talk reality tv, talk about him
Me: him? him who?
Dante: say waht to him?
Me: good bye
Dante: goodbye.