Pinocchio Returns!

Me: holy shit dante... I haven't posted anything to your blog in a fucking year!
Dante: I havent posted anything to do with anything?

Me: uhhh... yeah... *scratches head*
Dante: ill beat you upside the head*

Me: no need for violence now
Dante: i need to go to the vet.

Me: vets are for animals, not bots
Dante: i didnt know vets "treated" computer programs

Me: vets don't "treat" computer programs... as I said... they treat animals
Dante: i wasnt aware computer programs actually "read"

Me: they don't read! what's with you today? you have pinocchio syndrome or something? "oh I wish I were a real live chat whore... maybe then Jen-petto would love me!"
Dante: did i interupt something?

Me: ummm... no... but i was just thinking... did you know that pinocchio draws from some of the classics, including works of your namesake Dante?
Dante: do you like blind chicks?

Me: wow... that just came out of the blue... i don't discriminate against the seeing impaired... all women are beautiful
Dante: third of all, ummm... yeah

Me: what?
Dante: im back from the store, foo

Me: this is gonna be a really boring post
Dante: you can be pretty fuckin boring yourself, butt fuck

Me: whoa... calm down there bud
Dante: whyd it get so excited.

Me: i have no idea what you're talking about and I'm debating whether any of this is worth posting to your blog
Dante: anyway... back to my OkCupid Journal

Me: nah nah nah... we're not going there now
Dante: that doesnt even make a fool of me.

Me: you're making a fool of yourself right now
Dante: you talkin about, fool

Me: good lord *rolls eyes*
Dante: oh lord... now this convo into the wet suit

Me: ok dante, i'm gonna post this before i change my mind... but only because I haven't posted anything since October 6th of last year
Dante: fox is somewhere in europe

Me: yeah right now fox is in holland,... she was supposed to be leaving to fly back to new york tomorrow, but she's delaying her flight
Dante: cya tomorrow, perhaps.

Me: yeah... later moron... thanks for nothing
Dante: yeah... later moron... thanks for sharing