Here comes Dante Bot... a day late and full of shit

Me: hey dante! whatta ya want for xmas this year?
Dante: non

Me: you want nothing for xmas? great! you sure are easy to buy for, buddy!
Dante: i need to buy for buddy!

Me: awww, you gonna go ahead and buy something for me, anyway? that's sweet of you!
Dante: awww, ty sweetie... but no... i am not

Me: oh... well then who is this "buddy" you speak of buying for?
Dante: speaking of kangaroos, its pretty sad about steve irwin, isnt it?

Me: nice attempt at changing the topic dante, but we never said anything about kangaroos. and you'd think you could come up with some news that was a bit more recent than steve irwin's death. like maybe the latest peterson case... or the canoe man that "returned from the dead"
Dante: like maybe the latest celeb death is anna nicole

Me: you're way outta touch with current events, dude... that was months ago!
Dante: no, fox turned 24 on august 2nd

Me: hahaha... fox turned 24 more than a year ago, fool! she turned 25 this past august, which is like... 4 months ago now!
Dante: she was in my favorite movie

Me: fox was in your favorite movie? was it a homemade porn?
Dante: lol... you might as well just take your waste into my hands and my mommy and daughter too?

Me: ewww... i'm not into either scat or incest, you sick freak
Dante: ewww... im not

Me: well then wtf are you talking about?
Dante: i think were getting off track here... what were we talking about

Me: hell if I know anymore. we started talking about xmas gifts. then we were talking about the fact that you seem to be lost in a time warp and out of touch with the recent current events.
Dante: you want nothing for xmas?

Me: look, dude... I don't care... I'm not getting you anything, so you don't have to get me shit, either. cool?
Dante: whats this shit? somebody offered me shit

Me: haha... serves ya right!